The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

for bowing to Sisko whenever

 

the wormhole opened.

"That was

 

unusually tough," said O'Brien to

 

Quark, pointing at the meat

 

of his cheeseburger.

"Well, that's

 

ah, that's because that isn't

 

a cheeseburger. It is a

 

sandwich that I invented after

 

discovering more about cheeseburgers. I

 

thought I could improve the

 

profit margin, in my favour,

 

so I contacted a Yridian

 

trader to submit my alternative

 

ideas for the source of

 

meat."

"Which is?"

"Tribbles. I

 

found a lab willing to

 

produce some for a low

 

cost. I was able to

 

reproduce a ton after that."

 

"This is a bloody tribble?"