Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

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  1. Isis

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    Howie Mandel's new look after he got tired of the soul patch.
     
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  2. Nerys Myk

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    NERO: Hello Vulcan! Are you ready to rock!??!!
     
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  3. Shatmandu

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    Nero: "HEY!"


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    Nero: "Now cud dat oud!"


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    Nero: "WE REACH."
     
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    "Ho Ho Ho, Spock. Uhura is a Ho Ho Ho."


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    "All that dental work and I look like this? Fire everything!"
     
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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Romulan helmsman (O/C): The drill's been sabotaged, sir, but we have reached the planet's core.
    Nero: Launch the red matter! Death to Zeon! Got any brownies?
     
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    "My God, it's full of stars....!"

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    " I dreamed a dream in time gone by
    When hope was high
    And life worth living
    I dreamed that love would never die..."
     
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    Robau: "This is the part were the camera zooms out and we see we're in the World Trade Center in a parallel universe or some shit, right? Can I get a fuckin' coffee over here?"

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    Spock Hologram: "GO, NERO! GO NERO! GO! GO NERO! GO NERO! GO!"

    [one of the guards starts beatboxing]

    Romulan Guard: "One bad sucker, don't get 'im mad or black hole to your homeworld, motherfucker!"

    Robau: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

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    Nero, moments afer viewng the 200 million dollar budgeted director's edition of Star Trek V.
     
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  10. Isis

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    Spock: "The universe is definitely not logical. We travel through time like we're crossing the street, but we can't make a decent light bulb."
     
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  11. Shatmandu

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    Inevitable ...


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    Nero: "It's been a long road ..."
     
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    Dr. Severin: "Headin' out to Vulcan. Yay brother!"

    Ayel (off camera): "Last time we ever pick up hitchhikers."
     
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    Nero: "Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!"
     
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    Robau: What is that?

    Ayel: The Spock Card.

    Robau: What does that mean for my future?

    Ayel: Captain Nero?

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    ROBAU: If Emperor Palpatine appears in a few moments and starts talking about a great disturbance in the Force...I'm OUTTA here.



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    AYEL: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?

    ROBAU: Maybe. Maybe NOT.

    Depends.

    Got any whores and booze on this ship?

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    AYEL!!!

    AYEL!!!

    You've gotta see this 'Two Girls, One Cup' thing the Earthmen made!!!
     
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    Even Nero couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
     
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  17. Aragorn

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    Past the point of no return
    No backward glances
    Our games of make-believe are at an end.

    Past all thought of "if" or "when"
    No use resisting
    Abandon thought and let the dream descend

    What raging FIRE shall flood the soul
    What rich desire unlocks it's door
    What sweet seduction lies before us?
     
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  18. cooleddie74

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    Even angry, vengeful Romulans from the future couldn't fail to be impressed with Wal*Mart's low, low prices and selection.
     
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  19. Rat Boy

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    Nero, Corporate Efficiency Consultant: "FIRE EVERYBODY!"
     
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  20. cooleddie74

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    Nero learned the hard way:

    NEVER shout "FIRE EVERYTHING" in a crowded mining vessel.
     
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