Clay Aiken is Gay

This revelation probably won't help his career. Singer Johnny Mathis maintained a policy of "don't ask, don't tell" about himself for decades. What's wrong with that?

 

File this one under "So the fuck what?"

I honestly tried to come up with some sort of logical explanation why you, Babaganoosh, thought that posting "Clay Aiken is gay. Discuss" was going to do anything other than inspire the hate-mongering from the anti-gay idiots, thread bombs from the too-cool-to-care crowd, or anything else not conducive to relevant discussion. Even better that such a thread would devolve into the sarcastic repetition of inane facts just to point out how inane this thread really is.

Then I reminded myself of two things.

1) This isn't a discussion or debate. Its a sad, pathetic commentary on the era in which we live because there are still people out there who believe that this kind of news warrants some kind of controversy.

2) Inane fact: Babaganoosh is an idiot.

 

Who's Clay Aiken ?
No,seriously. I've never heard of him.

 

Runner-up of American Idol - Year 2.

Spikey haired goofy guy. Not too bad of a singer, I guess, actualy seems like a nice guy but, too me, he had a... "quality."

 

He came in second in the second season of American Idol, then proceeded to out sell the first place winner that year Ruben Studdard. Currently, in Monty Python's Spamalot

 

Orange/Red

 

Yes, but does he shit in the woods? This is the interesting question right here, lads and lasses.

 

Put that in a file labeled " shit I already know!" to paraphrase Sarge from Red vs. Blue.

 

....with Lance Bass!

 

That's a despicable, anti-Catholic joke. Your devil avatar seems appropriate.

 

And in other news, today is Wednesday.

 

Its no longer trendy to announce your gay.
That was so 1999. Every person who's done it since it behind the times and if your a new homosexual we don't need a press conference about it, we'll put 1+1 together on our own.

 

I was beginning to think my gaydar was broken, I guess it was just a bit slow.

 

C'mon, people. More Lindsay. Less Clay. I expect the lot of you to get crackin on Photoshop. PM me the good ones.

 

People care way, way too much about this.

 

There are no "good ones" of Clay. And why would you want pictures of a girl?

Cuz you know, every person who posts in this thread is gay.

 

Gay Aiken is clay.

 

Actually it's Thursday.