TOS five word thingy!!!

wide, to other captains' amusement.

 

The ensuing reprimands were added

 

to Uhura's official record.

 

Spock paid for that seven

 

point reprimand, an illogical act.

 

The invasion from Mars sidelined

 

Sulu put it on Facebook

 

but Kirk blurted, "Facebook's passe!"

 

Sulu frowned at the comment

 

and deleted Kirk from his

 

friends list and drank sake

 

until he passed out... again.

 

"All this drama!" groaned Kirk

 

while friend-requesting Chris Pine again.

 

"Declined! What the heck?" roared

 

Kirk. "He accepted me," Spock

 

.

 

smoothly stated. "As did Nimoy

 

! So "In your face" is

 

--"

"Nimoy can bite me," Kirk