Seven Words in TNG

wedges on the side," said Picard. He sat

 

in a plush chair and proceeded to

 

see if tea and buns could make

 

the boredom bearable when talking to Admiral

 

Nechayev. The last time they talked, she

 

mentioned all the captains court-martialed for insubordination

 

. It was surprising, he thought, that they

 

were given posts as Wal-Mart greeters, but

 

he never understood Starfleet's career advancement program

 

. His eyes strolled up and down Nechayev's

 

body with a tad more interest than

 

when he was listening to Data's monologue

 

on Admiral Nechayev's body. It

 

went on for...what seemed like hours

 

before Picard reached out and opened Nechayev's

 

umbrella.

"Why would you have one of

 

Lwaxana's umbrellas?" But Picard knew the answer.

 

Years earlier, Lwaxana had gone to Earth

 

when Neychayev was a hairy young bicurious

 

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