Seven Words in TNG

to be most erotic. It activates my

 

positronic brain's Seek Wobbly Boobies function, which

 

explains the posters in Dr. Soong's laboratory."

 

"The ones in 'the happy corner?' asked

 

an excited Wesley, who was hormonal and

 

eagerly looking forward to some Klingon S&M.

 

Wesley unwelcomely continued: "Wanna know what I

 

have to do to not be a

 

-n annoying prat? Sit down, shut up and

 

read the book of "how we won

 

the west!" "What west was that?" asked

 

Data in his child-like way until...

 

Geordi found his off switch. "I loved

 

The West Wing," Geordi said. Riker agreed,

 

and then stuffed his face with peanuts.

 

"You really like peanuts?" asked Geordi, as

 

Riker scarfed down some cashews. "Hells yeah!"

 

"I love to crack me some nuts!"

 

Geordi spontaneously ate one of Riker's nuts.

 

"Did you grow these macadamias yourself, Commander?"