TOS five word thingy!!!

they broke into song and

 

blasted showtunes for over an

 

hour.

"Can it, boys," Uhura

 

said as she grabbed a

 

sphygmomanometer, placed it securely on

 

Sulu's genitals and started rotating

 

the lens on her camera

 

so that she could get

 

a really bad picture of

 

an Anaconda with its eye

 

wandering around the room dislocated.

 

Anacondas were well known as

 

as the Passenger Pigeon in

 

a Poke, an odd terminology

 

that neither Spock nor McCoy

 

fully understood without consulting the

 

the navigator, Chekov, who said

 

in the thickest accent possible:

 

"it was a Russian inwention."

 

Kirk rolled his eyes and