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that he had worn a pair of

 

patented "slap y'self silly" novelty pants, available

 

on both Capella IV and Pluto.

"Scotty, please

 

focus," Spock admonished.

"Mr. Spock, if you

 

lose sight of the little things, then

 

you probably need to visit Dr. McCoy.

 

He can get you some nice contacts

 

, or peel your cornea back..."

"My eyes

 

are just fine, thank you very much...

 

... I just can't see objects directly in

 

front of my face."

"Maybe if you

 

stopped tweeting for two seconds, you could

 

move that communicator away from your face,

 

pull up your panties and begin actually

 

living something approaching a normal social life?"

 

suggested Uhura. She had tried to convince

 

most of her fellow officers to take

 

self improvement classes after discovering that many

 

of them spent far too long on

 

the ship's treadmills trying to achieve the