Christmas party in the science lab!

I met this lovely Orion girl whose the same shade green as a Christmas tree. I'll be hanging my Christmas balls on her later.


What?

 

A little time travel (Guardian of Forever, Atavachron, or slingshot effect) and Spock can record a duet w/ Elvis on Blue Christmas

　
Spock would bring the Romulan Commander as his date (stimulating), and Elvis either Marta or Yoeman Colt, or perhaps both, as he did work with the ladys in the past!

 

I'm bring Lt. Martine. Angela to her friends. I know she's easy and gets around. At least I don't have to worry about her overstaying her welcome. Plus I'm bring that case of Tranya I stashed from last year's party. We can spike it with the Romulan ale and some good old fashioned vodka. Sort of a 23rd Century version of the kamakazi.

 

Oh well, Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

 

I'm going to bring Marta. Sure, I know that she's green and crazy, but she's hot and knows how to party. She told me she's going to wear a skintight Tiberian bat outfit .

 

While all you guys were swarming around Trek's more famous ladies, I found this sweet young thing sitting by herself and feeling neglected.



I'm bringing her.

 

I guess I better get in line for Dr. Noel!

But just in case, I think Yeoman Ross is free.

 

Just don't ask her if she'd care to dance. She'll go into a five-minute freestyle modern ballet solo.

 

Who wants some great food!

Pie?

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Lt Uhura on the scales was just wrong.

And I always figured Spock was Jewish. That would explain the unpronouncable last name.