TOS five word thingy!!!

were proven to inhibit the

 

way ma wee bairns operate!"

 

Scotty pulled an orange datatape

 

containing the information on all

 

cucumber-related engine problems and

 

importantly, how they were solved.

 

"Me engineering instructor at the

 

Academy used vinegar and oil

 

to show us how to

 

rewind this tape," he said.

 

"Alternatively, sour cream and dill

 

can be used," Spock advised,

 

realizing he missed lunch and

 

couldn't stop thinking about salads.

 

"Spock, stop daydreaming. Start scanning

 

for Orion Butt Pirates! Sulu,

 

bring us into standard orbit

 

then start targeting every city

 

with bottles of lube and

 

hemorrhoid creme! Fire concentrated volleys