"The Naked Time" Line-by-Line

KIRK: Continue the alert, Lieutenant.

 

UHURA: I can't, sir. He's cut off the alert channels.

 

[Engineering]

RILEY: Lieutenant Uhura,

[Bridge]

RILEY [OC]: You've interrupted my song. I'm sorry, but there'll be no ice cream for you tonight.

 

KIRK: Cut him off.

 

UHURA: I can't, sir. There's no way to do it.

 

RILEY: Attention, crew. This is Captain Riley. There will be a formal dance in the bowling alley at 1900 hours tonight.

 

SPOCK: No way, Captain. He controls the main power panels. He can override any channel from down there. Seventeen minutes left, sir. (ship is jolted severely)

 

MCCOY: Sickbay to Bridge.

 

KIRK: Can you tie me in to the Sickbay?

 

[Sickbay]
MCCOY: I'm getting you, Jim. Look, can you keep this beast level? I've got Sulu tranquillized and we're running tests on him.

 

^ finishing

[Bridge]
MCCOY (over comm): So far there's nothing unusual in his bloodstream. Body functions seem normal.

KIRK: Riley's the immediate problem, Doctor. Is there any way, anything you can do to snap him out of it?

 

[Sickbay]

MCCOY: Negative, until I can get a little farther on these tests.

 

[Bridge]
RILEY (over comm): This is Captain Riley. Crew, I have some additional orders.

[Engineering]
RILEY: In the future, all female crew members will wear their hair loosely, about their shoulders.

[Bridge]
RILEY (over comm): And use restraint in putting on your makeup. Women, women should not look made up. And now, crew, I will render Kathleen one more time!

 

KIRK: Please, not again.

 

[Engineering]
RILEY: (singing) I'll take you home again, Kathleen...

(meanwhile, Scotty is working in a Jefferies tube) ... I've watched them fade away and die....

 

[Corridor]

Scott: I've set the jumpers up there. Stand by 'til I give you a signal.

 

[Engineering]

RILEY: And tears bedim your loving eyes. Oh,

[Corridor outside Engineering]

RILEY [OC]: I will take you home Kathleen.

 

Scotty: Engineering to Bridge. Try your helm. You'll have enough power to keep her stabilised. Here, let's have a look at that.

 

[Bridge]

SPOCK: 16 minutes left, Captain. We've stabilized, but still spiraling down.

 

UHURA: Emergency signal, Captain. Both decks four and five. Fights and disorders.