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Damn it Jim, what the hell is the matter with you? Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral? ...And two
I have one, if that's okay! _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,/ _ _ _ . / _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , / _ _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
E:5 I:7 T:6 _ E _ _ / _ _ I _ T / _ I _ / E I _ _ T / _ E _ _ _ _ _ ,/ _ I _ . / _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ I _ , / T _ _ T / I _ / _ E _ _ _ _ / _ _ / E T _ _ _ I T _ .
E:5 I:7 T:6 S:5 _ E _ _ / _ _ I _ T / S I _ / E I _ _ T / S E _ _ _ _ S ,/ S I _ . / _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ I _ , / T _ _ T / I S / _ E _ _ _ _ / _ _ / E T _ _ _ I T _ .
Zero point six eight seconds, Sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity. I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist!
Shall I come up with one, to give someone else a chance? _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ /,/ _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ /