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night away, hoping his probems would just

 

drift away as his feet shuffled like

 

crazy on the dance floor. "We have a

 

chance here to convince everyone to remove

 

their clothing and party like its 1999."

 

"It IS 1999!" Gary Seven said. "Your

 

traveling back in time again! I have

 

received instructions from my benefactors to take

 

command and use the Enteprise to attack

 

the Klingon base on Archanis IV. It

 

must be done to stop Future-Chang from

 

getting rid of his eye patch and

 

showing us all his gross eye hole.

 

Future-Chang was an expert at both Shakespeare

 

and singing Lady Gaga songs. He often

 

regaled his shipmates with the most unique

 

hybrid musical numbers. Earplug sales rose dramatically

 

whenever Chang promised to hold a concert

 

accompanied by his beloved targ named Floofers.

 

Klingon opera audiences were notoriously difficult to