What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin

The NX-01 has a lot of aerodynamic streamlining and pleasing curves. The Kelvin is blockier than a Scion xB. Most people interpret chunky and blocky as a visual short-hand for lower-tech and streamlined and sexy as visual short-hand for more high tech stuff.

 

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Rad.

 

I equate chunky and blocky with awesomeness and badassery.

 

Robau actually showered on those shuttles because his badass nudity strengthened morale on the ship.

 

Allow me to join the dog-pile:

Star Wars, 1977, $9 mil budget, pre-CGI.

There.

 

Where do I sign up?

 

My guess is the Faran Tahir Fan Club. Special Requests section on the site.

 

Very special.

 

So Special, there's a 7-day waiting list just to LOG ON.

 

And if youget past that point you will have to go through a series of humiliating and painful rituals to prove your worth to him JUST to get on the list of people being considered for joining.

 

I liked the outside, but not too hot about the inside.
Or the nacelle spewing exhaust.

Other than that, I liked it.

 

The Kelvin is kind of a science ship on steroids. And captained by a super-badass. J.T. Esteban had a LOT to live up to...and never did.

 

actually I liked the kelvin more than the nuprise

it looked more trek and less I-pod to me.

 

So a Corvette looks more advanced than a Hummer?

 

Depends. The vehicle? Or an erect penis?

 

Captain Robau likes the Kelvin just fine. Anyone that has a problem with it can take it up with him and he may take it under consideration assuming your still alive at that point.

 

I think the Corvette is a penis (or a penis by proxy)

 

And a Hummer is a 6-pack and a set of pecs.

Now we just need arms, legs, and a head and we can have a fairly politically incorrect version of that lame Vehicle Voltron.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

I loved the Sugar-Free Jelly Bellies, but can no longer find them around here. They were great for satisfying my diabetic cravings.

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