Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

Klingon pipias claw or gagh.

 

"Pipius claw and gagh burgers

 

are a bigger hit than

 

beef, though grinding the claws

 

and forming them into patties

 

has proven to be difficult

 

with all the hard shards

 

of Pineapple à la Reed

 

made no sense to Chef.

 

He tried to make gaghburgers

 

but keeping gagh live during

 

the cooking process was almost

 

as difficult as keeping Enterprise

 

from being boarded by attractive

 

ship walkers that always appeared

 

in skimpy outfits and attempted

 

to seduce the female crew

 

with their masculine hairless chests

 

and giant saucer-sized nipples.

 

And their huge sex organs