Caption Contest 14: Noxious Emissions

MAYWEATHER:"Detect anything yet, Subcommander?"

T'POL:"Only a talking mannequin with no real purpose bothering me during sensor sweeps."

 

MAYWEATHER (thinking): Hmmmmm....two girls, one cup.

 

T'Pol: Who put the @&$%! red Nascar T in with the delicates?
Hoshi: My bad y'all.



T'Pol: Welcome to Burgerland, how may I help you?

 

HOSHI:"What's that?"

TRAVIS:"A schematic of our ship."

HOSHI:"No. What Subcommander T'Pol's wearing.

It looks stupid."

 

But... I asked for breast implants... <sighs> Every fucking time..

 

HOSHI:"WHAT are they?!"

PHLOX:"Cosmetic, imitation cranial ridges."

ARCHER:"Just be glad we aren't making first contact with the Scrotum People of the Vas Deferens Nebula."

 

TRAVIS:"Nice display."

MALCOLM:"Interesting readout configuration."

HOSHI:"Fascinating new program."

TRIP:"Nice ass."

ARCHER:"Shhhhhhh!!"



T'POL:"Fascinating.

It appears this viewer is just a molded plastic box with paint and a big light bulb inside."

 

HOSHI: Should they be moving like that?

 

ARCHER: Could you shut that damned thing off? Trip and I are trying to work here!

 

Hoshi: This Coffee is cold, can you show me how to warm it up in this microwave?



Phlox: There now that wasn't so hard. Now let's move on to the pelvic ridges.



Archer thinking: We have a ship that will travel though the Universe, and she is playing with a Viewmaster.

 

This turkey's done!