How to get the smell of butt...

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  1. PicardSpeedo

    PicardSpeedo Commander Red Shirt

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    ...out of a leather Captain Kirk limited edition command chair?

    To explain better....my friend has had this chair for a VERY LONG time, and he uses it as his gaming chair. So of course it has been farted on numerous times and now it seems to have obtained a perpetual flatulence aroma. We want to clean it up but I'm worried that using products like Lysol or bleach may be damaging, and Febreeze doesn't actually take the smell out, it just covers it up with a different chemical smell. Has anyone had any experience with cleaning one of these chairs before? What did you use?
     
  2. Mage

    Mage Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    No clue really, but this had me rolling on the floor laughing....



    The use of the word different.... That you would describe his farts as chemical.....:guffaw:
     
  3. trekker670

    trekker670 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I would look into cleaners specific to whatever type of material the seat is made of (leather, pleather, etc.)
     
  4. 1001001

    1001001 Serial Canon Violator Moderator

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    Uh...no.


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