TOS five word thingy!!!

engines to function properly. This

 

proved so impractical that the

 

Klingon Engineering Committee had to

 

conduct special meetings in order

 

to find a better way

 

to give away free samples

 

of targ baby back ribs.

 

The meetings lasted for many

 

months but no resolution could

 

be found to the matter.

 

They eventually decided to beam

 

the Klingon High Command into

 

the Enterprise's engineering room for

 

lessons on how to conduct

 

an orchestra. Scotty was quite

 

willing to play bagpipes, but

 

the Klingons would rather hear

 

accordion music being played by

 

Nurse Chapel. When she drank,

 

she got itchy fingers for