The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

They broke the ice by

 

feeding the others a variety

 

of foods famous for their

 

rich flavors and textures. The

 

was going splendidly until the

 

Tellarite representative noticed that his

 

sausage was smaller than the

 

the Andorians. Hoshi noticed, too.

 

The Tellarite stood up and

 

and insulted Hoshi. Hoshi responded

 

by yelling Tellarite obscenities and

 

taking a pair of scissors

 

and cutting off his clothing.

 

The ambassador awarded Hoshi the

 

Tellarite commendation for Most Courageous

 

and Inventive Vituperation. Hoshi was

 

taken aback at first, but

 

knowing Tellerite customs, she then

 

shouted at and argued with

 

the ambassador about the quality