Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

, if you put your ear

 

up to their breastbone, you

 

might get knocked senseless when

 

their hearts drop kick you

 

in the face. Vulcan hearts

 

knew advanced martial arts and

 

could beat up anyone who

 

even thought about preparing meat

 

for dinner. The right ventricle

 

was a master of chopping

 

people in the neck and

 

the left ventricle could punch

 

the genitals so hard that

 

one would become sterile afterwards.

 

The Vulcan heart was so

 

masterful at karate that it

 

once defeated a Klingon heart

 

by using its aorta as

 

a stabbing weapon and thrust

 

it straight through the Klingon