Seven Words in TNG

on my pickles."

Data was perplexed. "Sir,

 

your incorrect replicator order is the third

 

such incident in the past 24 hours

 

. This may be indicative of a larger

 

problem. A deli virus may have infected

 

the replicator subsystem. Or perhaps Q, with

 

his powers, has managed to alter programming

 

and, due to his fondness for pickles,

 

caused all food replicators aboard the Enterprise

 

to create kosher dills."

"How're they 'kosher'?"

 

Picard queried. "Is Q Jewish? Is he

 

trained in proper methods of

 

performing the bris? Does he like gefiltefish?

 

"

"I lack sufficient information to form a

 

reliable hypothesis, sir...however I do believe

 

"Brooklyn is intergalactic and planetary," noted Wesley

 

, puffing on a joint. "Time is simultaneous,"

 

remarked Ensign Lefler, also stoned.

They giggled

 

and then puked. "Medical team to the