Star Trek XI Caption Contest #20: Oops

VULCAN ELDER ON LEFT: Would this be a bad time to tell the Ambassador I had been sleeping with his wife?



KIRK: HOLD YOUR BREATH...JUST LIKE THE GIRLS IN BANGKOK!!!



SPOCK: Curious.

I could have sworn the transporter coordinates were set for the vessel's brothel.

 

SPOCK: It appears Mother rematerialized as a smear of red goo.

Get her to sickbay...STAT!!!

 

Plumber Kirk: No wonder your toilet keeps backing up. There appears to be one helluva obstruction in there!

 

The Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour

 

Spock: (acting badly) Oh. no. Winona Ryder is dead. What. a. shame.



Kirk: What? Oh. You don't like it in a water filled death tube do you? Well you should've thought about that before you made that joke about my ship's nacelles.



Spock: Fascinating.

Kirk: What?

Spock: The satnav said to turn left at the next intersection, and yet we are not at the desired co-ordinates

 

SPOCK: And I never got to tell her I loved her.

In HEATHERS.



KIRK: HOLD ON!!!!

I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!!!

Dammit, where's a toilet when you need to flush it?!




SPOCK: Great. The 2009 San Diego TREK convention.

KIRK: I'm not EVEN going to ask...

 

Star Trek : The more things change, the more they stay the same.....



Spock ( shouting ) : THE WOMEN !



Scotty ( thinking ) The more they over think the plumbing the easier it is to stop up the drain.....



Kirk : I think we've been here before.....

Spock : It's called da' ja' vu the feeling you've been somewhere before......

Kirk ( in a thick Irish accent ) : I think we've been here before.....

Spock (also in a thick Irish accent ): It's called da' ja' vu the feeling you've been somewhere before......

Kirk ( in a thick Scottish accent ) : I think we've been here before.....

Spock ( also in a thick Scottish accent ) : It's called da' ja' vu the feeling you've been somewhere before......

[ and so forth & so on ]

 

Kirk: And this is the side without the mole!

 

KIRK: Where the hell ARE we?!

SPOCK: Looks like we transported right into the middle of a Charles Bronson movie.

I suggest extreme caution.

Punk.

 

Scotty: "Wow--a bong so big you can swim in it..."

 

KIRK:Ha! And they said that Sea Monkeys ad was bogus!!!!!

 

Scotty: Why did ya put me in here?

Kirk: Well this is the Sewer system, you said you wanted to get wasted.

 

Spock: "I just realized this was not a good place to lose a contact."

 

Chekov: Don't worry, I'll beam it back to Vulcan. Oh, too late.

 

SPOCK: Great.

We lost my mother...but beamed aboard a giant Boggle dice popper.

 

Kirk never had the heart to tell him.

That WASN'T water.

 

Spock: "What is this green slime on the transporter pad?"

Sarek: "Your mother."

 

"Oh, and Jim?"
"Yes, Spock?"
"I believe you mean 'Futurama'. "