I like that. EDIT: Alright, it's 3:00am. I'm going to try going back to sleep. If nothing else, I can go back to writing Presidential speeches in my head. That was the other thing I was doing while laying awake. How I got from that to metafictional jokes, heaven only knows.
an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walk into a pub. the barman says, 'what is this, some kinda joke?'
The Scotsman looks to the Irishman, and says: "He's got a point, lad." The Irishman agrees, and the two of them beat the crap out of the Englishman, toss him out of the pub, and go back inside to have a drink.
The Night Crew is losing steam. My sleep schedule has been beyond fucked up the last few days, so I haven't really been around. I think winter is angry with the cable company, because I keep losing my signal on my cable box (it's weird that I still have internet, because it runs through the same box). I just made myself some hot chocolate with butterscotch schnapps in attempts to lull myself to sleep.
My sleep schedule's actually been normal for a little while, which is why I haven't been around. I'm up a little later than I should be, but I'll be going to bed shortly.
Oh...damn. I, uh...just remembered. I have this...thing to get to. I should really go...cause of traffic...uh. Yeah...
I was just thinking about this thread last night, but I was too busy masturbating to do anything about it.
I am currently attempting to bake a couple pork chops. My brother (Mr. Culinary Arts Student) told me I should soak them in a brine for several hours before cooking them to retain moisture. We'll see how it goes...
Alright, let's get some steam into this thing. I only just got up at 9:30 pm, thanks to a royally (and for no good reason) fucked over sleep schedule, so... ...sitting around your apartment and/or house naked: yea or nay? I vote yea.