Seven Words in TNG

one in large part because early Captains

 

made it their duty to bone as

 

many alien women as possible before their

 

tour ending. I digress, my willy has

 

inconvenienced us for the last time, I

 

knew this would happen too. Whenever there

 

are encounters with female members of alien

 

origination, who fall for me, I get

 

arrested and taken away on board the

 

crazy train, swept up in a rollercoaster."

 

His Starfleet career was full of such

 

mishaps but deep down, he really enjoyed

 

making superior officers blush at his behavior.

 

Barclay finally cornered Picard's escaped willy by

 

creating an erotic hologram of Doctor Crusher

 

doing various stretches, "Teleport it now, O'Brian."

 

"Aye sir." Obrien obeyed Picard without question.

 

Back in Sickbay, Beverly had an idea

 

that involved her, Troi and Picard but

 

didn't want to tell anyone about it.