"Memorial" Line-by-Line

TORRES: Welcome home.

 

PARIS: I should go away more often.

 

KIM: I'm not going away for a long, long time.

 

TORRES: Homesick, Harry?

 

KIM: Let's just say I'm looking forward to a hot shower and a comfortable bed.

 

Doc: Don't forget to stop by Sickbay for your check-up.

 

PARIS: Check-up? For what?

 

EMH: Away team protocol. Crew members are required to submit to a physical if the mission lasts more than two weeks. Now, who's first?

 

CHAKOTAY: I'll let you know in the morning, Doctor.

 

EMH: Why put off till tomorrow what you can do today? Commander? Mr. Paris?

 

TORRES: I've been working on a little surprise for you.

 

PARIS: Oh? Naughty, or nice?

 

TORRES: Close your eyes.

 

PARIS: I like it already.

 

[Paris' quarters]

TORRES: Come on. So what do you think?

 

PARIS: Oh! A television set.

 

TORRES: Circa 1956. I replicated the components, but I assembled it myself. This is the remote control. You select what you want to watch by pressing this button

 

PARIS: A slight problem. There were no remote controls in the 1950's.

 

TORRES: I took a little poetic license.

 

PARIS: Cartoon!