Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

Back in cooking school he

 

had tried with a human

 

woman but she had objected

 

, saying she was too ticklish

 

in her sensitive areas for

 

that kind of "recipe". But

 

it was soon realized that

 

Vulcan (and Romulan) females could

 

actually lay eggs inside their

 

Thanksgiving turkey until it dances

(whatever, if we want to write without telling a story)

 

around Gangnam style and sings.

 

When the Ferengi Santa Claus

 

appeared with his sack full

 

of anarchonistic counterfeit bars of

 

fool's gold he demanded that

 

T'Pol was harnessed naked to

 

anything that wouldn't permit her

 

to move while he poked

 

her bare buttocks with a

 

electric tooth cleaner set to