CTHAPTION CTHIS!

Congratulations, Gertch-E.

"Congratulations, Mrs Cthulhu! It's a... it's a... it's a tax deduction!"

 

Ah Ah! I laugh at your Cloverfield!

 

"So this is how Kelsey has become so successful!"

 

...and so using this scale model we can see what Joan Rivers would look like without "assistance".

 

"...and then you swallow one of these and I guarantee your headache will be gone!"

 

"Spiff? It's a Golden WHAT??!!"

 

...and if you twist it this way, salt comes out

 

Guy off camera: "Does it come with Bluetooth?"

 

In hindsight, PBS' "reimagining" of Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood probably wasn't a good idea.

 

How many horrible evils loosed upon the world do we need before people learn not to read aloud ancient inscriptions on demonic artifacts?

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

{...proof that this was made by the indigenous people from ...}

[offscreen] Please hold.

{...whereever}

Narrator: I was holding.

 

There were proposed changes made to the Oscar. This unsuccessful bid was called "The Grouch"

 

"'Made in Taiwan.' Huh."

 

And as we see here, not only were the early 21st century fast food chains becoming too cheap to use colour in their advertising campaigns, their happy meal "toys" left something to be desired.

 

The museum weren't impressed with Indiana's latest find

 

After checking her latest stool sample, Sally decided to avoid the curry from that place on Jackson Street from now on.

 

The long-lost original prototype for Easter Island.