"You are Cordially Invited..." Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Jun 26, 2014.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Worf: By tradition, the Klingon man spends the 4 nights before his wedding on a mental and spiritual journey. It is called Kal'Hyah, the path of clarity, and he is accompanied by his closest male friends.
     
  2. Enterprise1981

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    MARTOK: You cannot imagine the experience that awaits us. Four long nights filled with song and fellowship. A time of unbridled pleasures.
     
  3. JanewayRulz!

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    O'BRIEN: Are we talking about a bachelor party?
     
  4. LeadHead

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    Worf: It is a similar ritual.
     
  5. Orac

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    Bashir: That's good enough for me.
     
  6. LeadHead

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    O'Brien: Me too.
     
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    Sisko: Count me in.
     
  8. LeadHead

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    Worf: We will meet in the holo suite tomorrow night at 2100 hours.
     
  9. Orac

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    Martok: I advise you all to get plenty of rest.
     
  10. JanewayRulz!

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    BASHIR: Four nights at a Klingon bachelor party. Just think of the possibilities.
     
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    O'BRIEN: Thank God Keiko's not here. (O'Brien and Bashir leave.)
     
  12. Athena28

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    SISKO: I wonder what Dax will be doing while we're traveling down Kal'Hyah?
     
  13. JanewayRulz!

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    MARTOK: She will be taking a different journey with my wife.
     
  14. LeadHead

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    Sisko: Your wife?
     
  15. Orac

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    Martok: By marrying Worf, Dax will be joining the House of Martok. Since the Mistress of a Great House must approve all marriages, Sirella will spend the next four days evaluating Jadzia.

    (The airlock opens and a stately Klingon woman comes out.)

    Martok: My Lady.
     
  16. LeadHead

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    Sirella: You've put on weight and your hair is going grey.
     
  17. JanewayRulz!

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    MARTOK: My deterioration is proceeding apace.
     
  18. Orac

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    Sirella: I thought you would be in your grave by now.
     
  19. JanewayRulz!

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    MARTOK: I shall endeavour to die this year, if possible. Allow me to present Captain Benjamin Sisko, Commander of Deep Space Nine. Captain, may I present the Mistress of the House of Martok, my wife and the mother of my children, Sirella, daughter of Linkasa.
     
  20. Athena28

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    SISKO: Welcome to Deep Space Nine.