Seven Words in TNG

Beverly ran screaming from Sickbay and stripped

 

down to her underwear. "Fire crotch at

 

it's best, baby! Whaddya think of this

 

hot snatch on deck 47?!"

"K'plah!" exclaimed

 

Worf as he sprang into action and

 

unsheathed his sword. "Perhaps today is a

 

good day to trim a beaver."

"How

 

do you intend to do that?," asked

 

Geordi, "Without a hand?" And with that,

 

an off-Broadway rendition of the famous

 

"Search for Signs of Depilatory Cream in

 

Seven Alien Love Languages" began its historic

 

run in the Cardassian Union, precipitating a

 

riot on Cardassia Prime when many couldn't

 

masturbate to Ferengi porn gave reach arounds

 

a new renaissance that led to the

 

Great Circle Jerkathon sponsored by Circle K

 

. Convenience stores were a great place to

 

hang out and smoke Space Weed while

 

poking jabs at their portly Pakled proprietors