Mine opened up and tossed out a bunch of old film reels, which I discovered were all the missing Doctor Who Troughton and Hartnell episodes
I'm going to use the infinite improbability drive to give you all the internets in the universe for that reference
Well, my cube was indignant and just sat muttering to itself in the corner after I rescued it. It had landed in the dog's outdoor water bowl. Max thought it was another Kong. Who knew slobber and doggy breath were such traumatic events?
My cats started playing with it, now it's most likely lodged under the fridge with every other toy they've had.
Nah ... he already had one, but he somehow mustered enough caution to leave the one in the street alone.
Mine's started peeping at me as it's half obscured by a door, then hides when I spot it. And then it says "twat".
I picked up mine, shook it and it read in big BOLD letters "Christopher Eccleston will not be returning so deal with it. -Sincerly your mysterious black cube of horrible truths"