The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

Hoshi dusted off her accordian

 

to prepare for her bit

 

Malcolm rehearsed is Shakespearean lines

 

for a one-man presentation

 

of every play Shakespeare wrote.

 

It was a most ambitious

 

project, and one nobody wanted

 

to help him with. Malcolm's

 

heartfelt requests went unheeded so

 

he had to practice by

 

the dim warp engine lights.

 

Reciting Shakespeare while warp plasma

 

throbbed around him gave his

 

vocal performance a very unique

 

warble. 'Kinda sexy,' he thought

 

as he reflected on his

 

performance.

"Don't do it, Malcolm,"

 

Trip advised. "This crew won't

 

sit for countless hours while

 

you just bloviate about every