TOS five word thingy!!!

the UFP was as safe

 

as a wolverine in Canada.

 

Kirk's next move was to

 

get that damn fish out

 

of the wolverine's gaping mouth.

 

"Don't try it, Bub!" snarled

 

McCoy, who wanted fish for

 

breakfast, snatched the fish with

 

great gusto and proudly exclaimed,

 

"I wear women's underwear!"

 

"I thought commando was your

 

thing?" questioned Kirk, who favored

 

left handed ping-pong players.

 

"I didn't mean panties, Jim."

 

Kirk pulled a wolverine out

 

of Spock's left ear. This

 

enchanted many of the fine

 

tuned Andorian ears. They relayed

 

their delight via antenna to

 

their hearts. The sang along