Seven Words in TNG

onto the carpet, prompting the clear bots

 

to show up and activate their powerful

 

musical rave abilities, the entire crew then

 

jumped up and down and gesticulated like

 

wild fools.

"What's up with my crew?"

 

Riker said pointing to his new jumper

 

, sent to him by his father.

"That's,

 

the gayest jumper in the galaxy." said

 

Commander Riker as he used a tricorder

 

to look rad but silently sobbed away

 

as he knew Wesley's jumper was gayer

 

and more fabulous. Riker cried so hard

 

that he knew he couldn't play trombone

 

while exotically dancing towards Wesley as he

 

had a gay old time with the

 

thought of slapping the young jumper winner.

 

"Riker, Crusher, get off my damn bridge,"

 

said Wesley in his best Picard voice.

 

Everyone laughed except Picard, who then grabbed

 

his earl grey and launched it towards