Seven Words in TNG

as pinholes in the curtain of night,

 

looked unusually lovely today.

"Number One, I

 

think it's time for us to allow

 

midgets to join our gallant crew, they've

 

more than proven themselves to be very

 

intelligent, strong and determined. They make Worf

 

look even more menacing, especially when he

 

makes stupid suggestions that I always ignore.

 

I don't mind when a fellow officer

 

attempts to better themselves by studying Starfleet

 

regulations and becomes a more informed and

 

educated officer, however I draw the line

 

at any of them wanting to waste

 

time by attempting to thwart Starfleet regulations

 

which Worf appears to want to do

 

right now!" It had been so long

 

since Riker felt happy he decided to

 

take advantage of the moment by letting

 

off a rather loud and smelly fart.

 

It was one of the most disgusting