The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

I don't know much about

 

Vulcans, but I'm sure you

 

guys have your occasional moments

 

where you just get away

 

with being uninhibited and wild!

 

"We do", said TPol, "but--

 

only on very rare occasions

 

and within tightly controlled parameters.

 

Several locations on Vulcan have

 

been rendered unhabitable by those

 

thermonuclear weapons that were used

 

to create secluded areas for

 

rogue sehlats. The Vulcans were

 

never going to let the

 

Romulans infiltrate their own world

 

so they decided, logically, to

 

sit down and eat a

 

quick bowl of vegetable stew

 

topped with some chunky chili.

 

"I will not eat meat,"