Seven Words in TNG

homoerotic techniques." "We'll talk about that later,"

 

said Sonia, "because now I'm getting hot!"

 

Q snapped his fingers and froze time,

 

and ran around pinching the crew's buttocks,

 

saying, "Gotcha." "It's so wonderful to be

 

me!" But he realized that no one

 

really appreciated egotism, that and they were

 

all severely incontinent, hence the superabsorbent spacesuits.

 

"Oh well, c'est la vie." Q snapped

 

his gum loudly, waking everyone from their

 

trance. While they changed their soiled undergarments,

 

nobody noticed the pinch marks on their

 

backsides - marks matching precision calipers used by

 

"That man!" Data dramatically concluded as Sherlock

 

Holmes' smarter brother, clenching his pipe convincingly.

 

"What man?" asked Geordi, thoroughly confused about

 

the state of political manuals in the ..

 

former Soviet Union. But that really wasn't

 

Geordi's main confusion. What kept him awake

 

was the little red pills that were,,,