Seven Words in TNG

exotic players, like the Ferengi BlackBerry Revivalists

 

who won an Interstellar Olympic medal in

 

Electronic Filing, one of the tougher competitions

 

at the 2360 Games held on Betazed.

 

The Naked Olympics, held in honour of

 

Nobody in particular and just for the

 

shock value, had a high number of

 

men with multiple "moobs" and women with

 

gross armpit hair competing to see who

 

would gross Q out of their planet.

 

The French participants always won because they

 

never shaved their pits nor did they

 

cure their yeast infections which were flourishing

 

like a field of horny jackrabbits. The

 

entire Q Contiuum yaked on the spot.

 

Q himself decided that he couldn't let

 

the night end without making pasta. So

 

, seeing that the thread reached page 666,

 

used Deviled Ham to cook up a

 

camembert, oyster, ham and cucumber pulp macaroni