VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

"It's a lie!" Janeway ejaculated

 

due to the handiwork of

 

Neelix who knew his stuff

 

when it came to fondling

 

his misshapen, long and pointy

 

ovipositor which he had acquired

 

for very little money through

 

an interpretive dance routine composed

 

entirely of gelatin and cats

 

it was a repugnant abomination

 

that tasted like cellular peptide

 

and smelled like Neelix's knickers

 

"That's enough!" said Janeway, "I

 

don't like this story, it's

 

not featuring enough tasty hotdogs!"

 

She exclaimed, cramming a hotdog

 

enthusiastically into the V'ger orifice

 

that Neelix had drilled in

 

the remains of Suder's skull

 

to use it as a