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he'd like to go shopping with him.

 

Kirk thought he was hallucinating, so he

 

decided to make a date of it. But

 

when Washington's ghost asked if he could

 

buy some snazzy sneakers just like Kirk's,

 

he put his hands over his eyes

 

and invented a holodeck.

"Run Dixon Hill

 

Program Kirk One." The program sprang to

 

Life, and an office materialised around him

 

containing 1930s and '40s artifacts and some

 

rather large bottles of booze. Kirk opened

 

one of them and chugged almost the

 

whole bottle. Someone had swapped the synthehol

 

for Old Earth moonshine! Kirk got so

 

completely bladdered that he shut off access

 

to the Enterprise's main hangar deck and

 

snorted holo-coke all night long.

"Sir,

 

do you think this is really the

 

saggy-tittied women of Altair 6 who are

 

rumored to sneak aboard Federation ships and