Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

there's some real debate on

 

that. Is it near Vulcan?

 

Or the galaxy's rim? Only

 

future filmmakers will be able

 

to declare what is canon

 

, what's 'fanon' and who's Shannon

 

...she's that leggy Lost chick.

 

Anyways, where was I? Oh,

 

the stench of my farts.

 

You see, my farts are

 

loud, proud and stinky as

 

they come...so raunchy that

 

even dogs won't sniff 'em!

 

I once made a Denobulan

 

faint with just a tiny

 

squeak from my hind quarters

 

can eat spicy foods and

 

make Tellarites not want to

 

get near me for a