‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

I wasn't sure where to start a thread about the new porn film of a hustler spoof of the cult classic Star Trek.
I was going to put it under Fan Productions since they have created a new Enterprise bridge & transporter.

6 photos taken on the bridge set
http://beta.hustlerworld.com/gallery/?album=4&gallery=12&gallery=12
(no nudity at all, fully clothed)


I thought I saw somene had posted a video of the Kirk character acting somewhere already on trekbbs but I don't remember seeing anything about the clip being titled: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ but it looks like it must be this actor.

The film will be released in cinemas on May 7 in New Zealand.
the event, to be held at Skycity Cinemas on Queen Street in Auckland.
released on May 12.



dozens of photos from the set showing off the rest of the bridge, transporter room, behind the scenes photos, props:
http://www.avn.com/galleries/1241/
No nudity. A few are racy so please do not view at work.

2 more racy photos here and shows more of the bridge set and Vulcan makeup job:

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On The Set: Hustler Video's This Ain't Star Trek XXX
http://business.avn.com/articles/34917.html

I would like to discuss the Trek aspects of this and not the porn or nudity aspects.

Let's discuss only this film and no other 'Star Trek' porn films. Please stay on-topic and have a serious discussion.
So....sets, wardrobe, makeup, lighting, camera angles, script, production values?

I think the phaser Kirk has in one photo must be a new toy from the TrekXI film. The costumes are pretty good.
Spock looks great (ears & haircut). The TOS bridge looks fairly accurate.
I wonder if it holds up in HD video...

 

Funny. I was going to post about this today, too, as I just learned about this, uh, "film"... Now no one can say that Trek isn't branching out to reach new audiences this year.

 

i wonder if they will include rock penis

 

And the planet-killer.

 

I think that avatar is all I can take concerning the actions of rock penis, thank you very much *shudder*

 

Hopefully this is the start of a series.

This Ain't Star Trek: The Motion Porno
This Ain't Star Trek II: The Bath with Khan
This Ain't Star Trek III: The Search for C#@&
This Ain't Star Trek IV: The Voyeur's Home
This Ain't Star Trek V: The Anal Frontier
This Ain't Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered C?$^

 

I'm boycotting this movie 'cus I'm sick of the damned wrong color yellow shirts.

 

‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ promotional on TMZ

TMZ has a 1:35 length video. from March 31.
It shows the sets, some bethind the scenes footage, some joking around, and the Kirk actor actually saying "Khan" in it as if he were acting a scene.

The camera on the jib is a Panasonic HD camera (probably HVX-200) so this will probably see a Blu-ray HD release from Hustler. (LFP Video Group released Blu-ray porn since 2007.)


Edit to add:
Also this is a link to original photo above of Sasha Grey in Vulcan makeup on the set
from The Daily What blog (not a p0rn company site).
check out that costume and shoes! This photo shows the depth of the set and the multilevel construction.

 

Yes, yes, yes...

But is it canon ? And will it preserve the heart and spirit of Star Trek ?

I approve. I assume in this version of Trek Vulcans are in Pon Farr for 7 years straight ?

 

Evan Stone looks... odd with short hair.

I do get a kick out of some of the photos which are done up in TOS lighting or in poses Trek geeks would know as 40 year old publicity photos.

Now to the important question. Is there sex with green women?

 

Very nice titles.

 

I came up with them while I was bored at a punk-rock gig that I was dragged to by a girlfriend two years ago. I can't remember why.

 

This is gonna be hilarious if this film is more in the style and spirit of Old Trek than the new Abrams film will be, given the release date

 

Gives a whole new meaning to TOS episode title "Space Seed".


Here is a picture of them together either in their quarters or sickbay, clothed.
Here is another picture of them standing, clothed.


Navigator NCC-2120 USS Entente
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This Ain't Star Trek: Penetrations
This Ain't Star Trek: First Cuntact
This Ain't Star Trek: Sin-Surrection
This Ain't Star Trek: Nymphosis

 

That actor playing Kirk actually looks pretty good. He even walks right and everything, as far as I can tell. And the set doesn't look too bad. I think I can honestly say I'll be checking this out.

 

The actor playing McCoy looks really bored in some of those shots.

"When the hell do I get to fuck??"

 

I know this pretty much defeats the purpose of pornography, but based on those pictures, I think if I ever watched this, the way I'd want to do it is skipping the sex parts. I bet the novelty of seeing the production design and those classic characters, make-up, and costumes being re-created would probably be more fun to watch anyway, even if the level of quality in terms of writing/acting is likely to be bottom of the barrel. Also, I agree that GB's movie titles are fantastic.

 

It doesn't cum out until May 9...but I have my pants off now!

Looks like it will be hair extensions for Stone if they do another Pirates movie this year

 

I totally agree.
As a Star Trek fan I'd want to watch the acting scenes a few times to enjoy the sets, costumes, dialogue. It is a larger budget probably than has been spent before by fan productions?
Perhaps if enough people write in and suggest this to Hustler Video they will make it a special feature.
It is really minimal to make a timeline pointers (sort of a video branching feature) to reorder the timeline to skip the other scenes.
Or call the special feature a PG rating.