TOS five word thingy!!!

prune juice. Bad idea, because

 

prune juice holds no fear

 

and causes explosive diarrhea in

 

slayers, a secret weapon to

 

activate T'Pring's breast phaser destruct

 

message ordering roadrunners to jump

 

and coyotes to call Acme.

 

Kirk hated Bumpy and Feces

 

but nevertheless introduced them to

 

the joys of 3D chess.

 

"Rook takes King," Kirk explained

 

before Bumpy cut out his

 

own spleen and showed it

 

to Samuel Cogley. Cogley was

 

so revolted that he puked

 

his entire collection of books

 

, which only sounded impossible. Cogley

 

, you see, was Mudd's latest

 

defense attorney, and Mudd's case

 

was especially long and involved.