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the leather bullwhip so she

 

could demonstrate the proper way

 

to impose sexual discipline on

 

superior officers.

"I've waited for

 

years to do this...now

 

then, Leonard, how about bending

 

over the edge of that

 

biobed and laughing while you

 

sing the lyrics to 'Wannabe'

 

as I flog you silly?"

 

This thought excited Hatfield, so

 

he quickly dropped his trousers

 

and offered his own buttocks.

 

Since McCoy had passed out,

 

Chapel decided to whip Hatfield's

 

posterior instead.

But just then

 

a violent collision shook the

 

ship. Back on the bridge,

 

Uhura was having difficulty programming

 

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