TOS five word thingy!!!

realized that something was up

 

Then he remembered the time

 

when his socks ended up

 

on the bridge and it

 

made him swell with mucus

 

. His nose looked inflated and

 

his abdomen wider than usual

 

. In light of that, Scotty

 

reached for his hanky and

 

held it against his nose

 

for about a minute. He

 

which was bloody from the

 

incident where he bumped into

 

an alien and the alien pulled

 

out his big green throbbing

 

ray guy and plugged him.

 

And that's how Scotty got

 

shot. Captain Kirk was a

 

lazy lover, Spock knew because

 

he had heard that Kirk