Seven Words in TNG

deep fried. But very few had access

 

to enough grog needed to wash down

 

the whole mess. It caused severe bouts

 

of fois gras envy, manifesting

 

itself as severe and explosive diarrhea that

 

in and of itself caused envy among

 

every sentient humanoid within a 50 light-

 

nanoseconds in subspace, which was actually a

 

measurement that was impossible to register on

 

the cameras Geordi installed in the women's

 

lavatory down on Deck 37, where the

 

lesbian Amazons from the third moon of

 

Labia Prime were hiding as stowaways. They

 

were actually considered pygmies in their own

 

civilization because they were shorter than most

 

lesbian Amazons.

Then Black Hitler appeared and

 

proclaimed that the entire Enterprise crew was

 

to be Jewish from this day on

 

forward. Matzo was replicated by the hundreds

 

and Tellarite ham was thrown to the