TOS five word thingy!!!

Upon waking from the delirium

 

caused by the smell, Scotty

 

cleaned the sick from his

 

uniform, belched loudly and let

 

a long, noisy fart escape

 

from his hind quarters. It

 

was reminiscent of the last

 

time he ate haggis and

 

and played the bagpipes with

 

his buttocks...a truly memorable

 

experience was created in that

 

performance, a performance so sublime

 

that few people have tried

 

to duplicate it ever since.

 

Kirk suddenly appeared and walked

 

blindly into a nearby wall,

 

"Damn! now I'm going to

 

have to get antique eyeglasses!!!"

 

Kirk began to critisize Scotty.

 

"Dammit, Scotty...how many times