I think you'll find I said they weren't famous for journalistic integrity, not that they didn't have any. When it comes to carefully-parsed statements, Steven Moffat's got nothing on me.
I actually remember reading that page first time round! Ah, back in the days when we hoped that the TNG crew's next outing would actually be good...
The only person named Rumor I've ever heard of is Rumor Willis, is this thread about her marrying someone named Eccelstone?
I suppose this is a bad time for me to point out that her name is Rumer, thereby invalidating your entire joke...
Is it? Well that's stupid, if you're gonna sidle your child with a name like Rumer, you could at least spell it right All these years, since reading about her youth in the Gossip Rags and always thought it was Rumor