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it exploded. Now the ship was warpless.

 

The impulse engines were capable of propelling

 

them at a brisk walking pace, but that

 

just was not going to be enough

 

to get them anywhere within anyone's lifetime.

 

Some ensigns went outside to push but

 

, because of deadly vaccum, they died.

"Spacesuits

 

were invented to avoid these kinds of

 

incidents, pity no-one bothered to wearing them.

 

There were many arguments when designing spacesuits

 

- things like, 'should they be pink or red?'

 

The quandary over which color led many

 

to drink, others to suicide.

Spock chose

 

to drink, although as a rule Vulcans

 

were angry drunks. Many consoles were smashed

 

the last time Spock imbibed Saurian brandy.

 

He then decided to go anal for Kirk.

 

Anal about details, that is.

"Regulation 4537.54

 

clearly states that space suits must be

 

magenta, not pink. Magenta."

"Jesus, Spock, why