VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

me more gravy, half-Klingon beotch!"

 

B'Elanna stole Janeway's steak and

 

used it to slay vampires

 

who didn't use steak sauce

 

. Voyager's vampires are vile, violent

 

and disgustingly vegetarian. Enraged, B'Elanna

 

steaked as many as she

 

could with rigatoni and beef

 

, and Irish Stew left over

 

from Tom's rousing soiree last

 

Saturday night. "Take that, vampires!"

 

"And take pussy Edward away!"

 

"Who's pussy Edward," asked Seven.

 

Janeway sighed. "If you have..."

 

"...that Borg knowledge and don't

 

know that, good for you."

 

It made everyone envy Seven.

 

Though, most already envied her

 

because she composed songs about

 

her Borg implants, and not