Seven Words in TNG

the day that you drink from your

 

Ensign's belly button."

"Yes, lieutenant, I think

 

you're correct...please have her come to

 

" Worf tapped his communicator and called for

 

the Quartermaster to bring some rubber sheets

 

,a funnel and two pair of latex

 

gloves, and a couple dozen red velvet

 

sheets...we're going to need to make

 

Ten Forward the most talked about place

 

in the entire Alpha Quadrant!!!" Worf went

 

to get her, but ran into DaiMon

 

in the hallway, knocking him right over

 

an oncoming dessert cart. Covered with pudding,

 

he took a phaser rifle, carefully aimed,

 

and fired, only for O'Brien to dive

 

head on into Guinan.

"Hold on, now

 

, Irish, you's a married man!"

"I didn't

 

...I mean I wouldn't......."

"Chief, I saw

 

Keiko kissing Santa Claus..."

"That's a lie